…the noise around me

Where are you really from?

What’s your real name?

Are you a Nguyen?

How did you learn English?

You’re not really Asian; you’re more Australian.

Do you know how to make pho?

Do you know how to make banh-mi?

You have an Australian accent!

Your English is good.

Your food is very fresh.

Do you have one of those cone hats?

I watched a documentary about Vietnam once.

I like Asian women.

Asian women are so small and petite.


I only date Asian women.

What’s the secret of making good rice?

Do you speak your own language?

Say hello in Vietnamese.

Do you speak Chinese too?

Say something in your own language.

You sound so cute when you speak Vietnamese.

Asian women are not demanding.